Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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