Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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