I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
