just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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