question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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