the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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