how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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