So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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