Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
