she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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