There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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