If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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