to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
