i just had sex bonerless
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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