Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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