at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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