Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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