It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I have already put on my inside pants.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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