At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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