It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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