I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
