You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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