I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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