I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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