i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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