i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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