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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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