I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
