Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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apparently the secret to your success is patron
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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