the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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