I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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