Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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