i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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