Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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