so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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