Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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