spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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