Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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