I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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