I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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