I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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