is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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