She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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