If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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