They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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