I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
