it wasn't lemon gatorade
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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