Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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