i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
