Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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