But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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