Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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