look no pants
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
A bitchslap is in order.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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