He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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