I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
