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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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